Welcome! Our First Post:

 *photo via Le Love blog 

Dear readers,

I say readers and not just men because maybe there are women out there reading this blog too. It might be entertaining for you to read (and most likely agree with?...i think it’s safe to say that) or for you to simply know what things we may be addressing on this site.

What?

Now let me just say men, that we’ll admit that we aren’t flawless individuals as women, but that in fact your kind is in a desperate need of help. Here’s where we come in:

Things to be addressed on this blog may include the following topics: 

-proper attire for men in every social situation

-things to say to a woman

-things not to say to a woman

-things to do to get our attention

-how to keep our attention

-what we think about

-what the magazines tell us you want

-how to spot a trashy or classy girl

-crucial warning signs that things are going bad

-what our expectations are, etc. 

We firmly believe these are all subjects that will help your kind and then in turn will help us! See! Two birds with one stone. Except wait…don’t kill the love bird.

Who?

This blog is coming at you from a few different ladies, with the possibility of even some guest posting. Male perspectives perhaps? However, for now we’re staying anonymous. However on the other side of who-this blog is addressed at YOU men! Now don’t sit there thinking, whatever this blog doesn’t apply to me bro. I’m a pro and know how to get a girl. This is where you’re wrong. Apologies for being cliche and quoting a chick flick already but as it was so eloquently stated in He’s Just Not That Into You, “You’re not the exception. You’re the rule.” These posts will apply to you 99% of the time. Oh and it doesn’t matter what age you are.

And most importantly WHY?

Now why the domain name? Well to be honest men, you have mystified us so greatly that we constantly need to turn to our other female companions in an attempt to understand your kind. “So he was like” is a reference to us talking about you to our girlfriends in an effort to figure you out. 

Now if you’re thinking, well I’m going to write a blog about women from men and give you some advice-here’s where you’re wrong. Us women, we’ve made it easy for you. We will address this in a later post but we will crack the code, step by step, of women for you quite simply. I promise-we’re easy to figure out. Unfortunately for you men, you need an entire blog.

Informative posts coming soon!

Eternally,

HJMFL